All of the global powers have retrieved their share of UAP's??

mmm.

Seems like the aliens have a worse flight record than the Boeing 737-max. Maybe they need help from the FAA to make their craft safer. They cross light years of space to drop like flies all over the planet?

and if you are a superpower and these things are falling down all over the place and you only have a "very small and poorly funded" program? WHY? Out of a $750 billion defense budget surely we can concoct a better funded program for something so spectacular?